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Exams and Results

It’s official. Yours truly is now a degree holder. B.Com First Class, to be precise. The only regret being not attending a college, whereby missing out on class-bunking, movie-watching, boozing, drooling, partying, ah, you know the rest! In short, skipped out years of jolly time wastage by deciding to become the person who is awake among those who sleep.

(By the way, a google search on the above quote results not in the ICAI motto, but on sleep disorders. Well, No surprises there eh?)

I wish there was a way to look into how my university people value the answer sheets and set the marks. My mark list shows that I got 40 marks in Costing I and a 90 in Costing II. Which is like getting a 40 in CBSE Class X English exam and a 90 (equivalent) in TOEFL. Okay, thats exaggerating. But you get the point. So, according to them, I know just about enough to manage to pass in the basics part, while I’m an expert at the advanced topics. Kewl! Wonder what they were smoking. Anyway, the rest of the marks are equally bewildering.

Hmm. On another side, all kinds of rumours are spreading on a change in the ICAI exam pattern following their press release about students expected to have advanced knowledge right from the PCC level. An increase in the minimum marks or cut off level seems to be the most common one. Why do all the rumours that we hear tend to be bad ones?!

To the November exam guys: All the best, ppl! Rock the show!

And to everyone: Happy Deepavali 🙂

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I’m not old

“Dude, you seriously are just 20?! You look older than that!” – My neighbor said, the other day. Coming to think of it, I do, at times, feel seriously old. And to an extent, it could be blamed on my course.

The depth of the topics and the never-ending studies required give a fallen-straight-onto-ocean-from-pond feel to a schoolkid who joins CA. Articleship (practical training/office work, a compulsory aspect of CA) doesn’t help in the matter either. Meetings, deadlines, documentation, reports etc were all terms associated with big pot-bellied uncles, until I joined the course. Suddenly, I feel like I’m becoming one among them.

All the fun, the entertainment, the ‘who cares!’ or ‘whatever!’ attitude has just eroded out, and here I am, with either a grave/serious look, or a lost-and-out-of-the-world expression on my face anytime you see me. The formal dress code doesn’t help a dime either. What the heck! Writing about this is just making me feel even older.

Hmm. Maybe I should just forget all this and start a new leisure habit. Maybe I’m taking all this too seriously. Maybe I’m talking bullshit.  Hope you get the point! Anyway, efforts start from today. I am not ready to get old at such a young age.:D

Suggestions welcome..

CA? Wazzaat?

One thing that I find most amusing is the lack of awareness among the general public about the course of CA. I have lost count of the number of times I have been asked irritating questions regarding the course.

I wonder if its the same across the country, or just in my state (Kerala) where the life objective of parents is to suffocate their children with Engineering and Medicine career dreams. So much so that other careers are totally alien to most folks! No exaggeration. Maybe now, with all the new revamped names and new course patterns, CA is also becoming popular with the people here. Anything with Entrance, they’re on, – “CPT? CA Entrance? Cool..Send my child in”  Though its too late before the parents and the poor children realise the depth of the course.

Equally weird is when a CA student is asked about which year of studies he/she is in, or how many years more will it take to complete the course. I know many course-mates who take trouble to avoid old acquaintences so as to save self from all the crap!

A typical conversation could go like this: ( The parts inside < > are my thoughts)

Friend: Hey! Long time, I’m doing Mech Engg with XYZ Colg! What you upto?

Me: Cool. I’m onto CA.

Friend: Oh great. Which college?

Me: Hmm, there is no college. We study by ourselves.

Friend: Oh, thats bad. No college life, that would be real sad.

Me: <Yea, as if I dint know>

Friend: So what do you do whole day if you don’t have college?

Me: I work in a CA firm. Its called articleship.

Friend: Oh work?! So soon? So you mean you’ll be earning too? Thats great man.

Me: Yea thats the good part. <Yawn>

Friend: So how much do you earn?

Me: You know its not nice asking a man his salary.

Friend: Oh God! Salary! Already a big-shot eh! So what kinda work do you do?

Me: Its complicated pal, chuck it. <Thank God he didn’t press on the salary part>

…And so on…

Dummies guide to CA is one awesome article regarding the same issues. (Do check out the FAAQ in the last section of the above article) Also, here is a humorous take on the same. If you came to this page looking for serious info on the course, accept my apologies and please visit the ICAI.